do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.Wait, just one?….
Would you like me to give you a list?
*cough* ahem, *cough* more than twice my age *cough*
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
We now have 5,468,701 little sarcastic douche nuggets on here
6,066,307 little shitheads
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
#1 Swamp Bestseller
The ground-breaking metamorphosis scene in the Michael Jackson short film ‘Black or White’ released in 1991
this is still pretty groundbreaking and its been almost 22 years
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!
*opens tumblr app on mobile*
I’ll probably reblog this every single time it appears on my dash.
OH MY FUCKING GOD …AHDKSIGJDSISJ TONY!!! ADHDIDIJM
Steve is the real Sleeping Beauty
This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen… Scar and Loki are perfect.
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.
These just saved my fucking life you have no idea
Girl code is just about the best show of all time.